STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » GRIFFITH CAN BE A TCHOTCHKA COP AND A MESHUGENEH!

GRIFFITH CAN BE A TCHOTCHKA COP AND A MESHUGENEH!

When Melanie Griffith goes undercover, she goes Meshugeneh! Yes idiot, women can be cops too and they can investigate crimes anywhere they want, so why not make it fun and fashionable. Hang out with Hasidic Jews in New York City and drill your Shiksa techniques and nasally voice right through their cool hat wearing, Khasidish frontal lobes.

A pure Mel quote: You and I have something in common: We are both intimately familiar with evil. It does something to your soul.”

Yeah, and since the acting in this film is so evil, everyone watching it gets gets a chance at having their soul diddled with.

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This entry was posted on 03.12.09 at 1:51 pm by D. Eric Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

7 Comments

Chris Duncan Clothing Says:

this tv carnage went over my head

03.13.09 at 4:05 am
damn guy Says:

This one went right in my mouth.

03.13.09 at 11:18 am
Chris Duncan Clothing Says:

Word

03.13.09 at 1:53 pm
KILLER Says:

KILLER!

03.13.09 at 4:22 pm
reach and wrong Says:

so funny

03.15.09 at 4:25 pm
Julien Lennon Says:

the voice of an angel

03.17.09 at 5:46 pm
Kabala Never Figgered On Me Says:

Zolst vaksn vi a tzibele mitn kop in dr’erd!

03.17.09 at 6:56 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

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