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This guy really keeps his shit together while the sandwich screams at him, which is kind of a fuck-up of a move. If you ever have a sandwich speak to you like that you should be like “WHOA!” Then you’d go “WHAT! “Then you’d say something like: “I made you and I can throw you away fuckface!” If you let one sandwich talk to you like that next thing you know the condiments will start condemning you and then you are skeee-rude. However, deep down inside you’ll always know he said it because he cares about you. Or because he’s a mini dictator that you will shit out tomorrow.

This clip compliments of “TV CARNAGE’s “WHEN TV ATTACKS”.

Say, do yourself a favor and order one now. That’s only if you enjoy laughing your ass off and having endless good times. These DVD’s also get you laid. I’ve had about 89 people tell me that.

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There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.