STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » ZSA ZSA GABOR’S GUNT

There is nothing sexier than watching Zsa Zsa Gabor get that stomach into killer shape for all of those upcoming nights of carnal delight. When she’s finished training making love to her must be as sexually satisfying as making love to a sock filled with mashed potatoes; delicious.
Then there are her two human workout muscles from Luxembourg who spend most of the video trying to summon the ability to become invisible.
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PINKY CARNAGE

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5 Comments

biff Says:

you know what, this is a first!

09.28.09 at 6:39 am
wonderfultotheeyes Says:

Incredible! Can’t wait for the exercise dvd! u TV carnage guys are seriously the best

09.28.09 at 9:07 am
Norm Says:

Pinky,

Answer the motherfucking email, motherfucker.

Lovernorm

09.29.09 at 2:12 am
sf Says:

This is the most beautiful title. It’s like a poem.

09.29.09 at 10:23 pm
LCC Says:

Quel atmosphere! When the gods exercise….

09.30.09 at 7:33 am

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STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

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